Following the alleged sexual assault of a chamber maid in a New York hotel suite by Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the disgraced former head of the International Monetary Fund, we understand that Mistress Heelena has been approached by the U.S. Justice Department to become Mr. Strauss-Kahn’s Rehabilitations Officer in the U.K.
Word has it that U.S. officials will hand custody of Mr. Strauss-Kahn to Mistress Heelena in order to implement, personally, a ‘rehabilitation programme’, after which he will be considered suitably punished for his outrageous and despicable acts. Such a programme would include, amongst other ‘activities’, forced strap-on blowjob sessions as well as a full introduction to forced anal sex in the hands of Mistress Heelena and her equally well-known, sadistic, Czech playmate, Mistress Valkyrie.
Mistress Heelena was, as usual, unavailable for comment but sources close to her said, “Mistress Heelena has had enough of seeing women being used and abused for the pleasure of men. She is prepared to offer Mr. Strauss-Kahn the opportunity of seeing what it is like to have the roles reversed and give him a taste of his own medicine”.
A French spokeswoman, who wished to remain anonymous said, “Mistress Heelena will give Frenchwomen and the modest feminist movement here a chance to speak out against sexual oppression from political figure heads and push for a less chauvinistic relationship between the sexes.
We all know that Mistress Heelena is generally kind by nature and has given much pleasure to her many adoring slaves. She does, however, have another side to her and Mr. Strauss-Kahn is going to find out, in no uncertain terms, the meaning of justice, Mistress Heelena style.
dpsS news agency