COLD FEET? I’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE!

JUST TO REITERATE THAT WHATEVER EXCUSE YOU MAKE, MISTRESS KNOWS THE TRUTH. IF YOU WANT TO REBOOK, YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY A FULLY DEDUCTABLE DEPOSIT.

I have to cancel the session because:

*My dog is not well and therefore I can’t leave him

*Death in my family

*My family visited me unexpectedly and then I´ll be on a rather long holiday

*I’ve just got an allergic reaction

*My wallet was stolen

*I have a hungover

*I have bumped into my wife on the way

*I did not hear from you so I thought we weren´t on

 

I can´t pay by Amazon gift certificate because:

*I´m married

 

I did not cancel because:

*I overslept!

*I fell off the escalators and was taken to hospital

*I got beaten up on tube

*I had an accident on the way

 

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